Literature
How to tell who's gay
Linali had a problem. She had a big problem. Even though she is surrounded by hot smexilisious men, she can't tell if half of them are stright or not. Miranda too, suffers from this lack of insight. But... like all mysteries involving Men, only another man is capable of solving it. In this case, that man is Kumoi, who can't stand to see his beloved sister comfused. He sets out to cure the strange maldiction of the mind, even though it means selling out the secrets of his gender. He does not care.
"LINALIIIIIIII!!!! I HAVE FOUND THE ANWSER AT LASSST!!!" Kumoi called down the halls, searching for his sister. "uh..... hi brother..." She said,